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RUDE DAWG · Guru

RE: A WOMAN'S PRAYER

Moreno84 · Senior Member

I have found that I have to be otherwise I'd let depression set in and nope have to fight!

RUDE DAWG · Guru

Rosa,

You are very wise but very funny at the same time.....

Rude Dawg

Moreno84 · Senior Member

Now I lay me

Down to sleep

I pray the Lord

My shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles

Please no bags

And please lift my butt

Before it sags.

Please no age spots

Please no gray

And as for my belly,

Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy

Please keep me young,

And thank you Dear Lord

For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."